- Eric Cartman: Jimmy, do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle!
- Funnybot: I wouldn't let, Adam Sandler, suck my, saggy tits, for, one million dollars, of, Oprah's tampons.
- German President: I will now tell you a German joke. "A sausage maker buys a box of cereal."; I will now tell another joke.
- [facing left and right in exchange with himself]
- German President: Knock knock. Who is there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! I will murder you first!
- [trying to show how Germans are funny]
- Eric Cartman: Token, stop giving Tyler Perry money or he won't go away!
- Token Black: I can't help it!
- Adam Sandler: You little shits! What the fuck have you done to us?
- [bursting into the school cafeteria holding a gun and flanked by other actors]
- Eric Cartman: Oh, wow - it's Adam Sandler.
- Stan Marsh: What the hell are you doing?
- Funnybot: I am taking comedy to the next level; the extermination of all biological life on earth!
- Jimmy Valmer: [stuttering] Wh-wh-what?
- Funnybot: It is the ultimate joke. Humans make comedy. Humans build robot. Robot ends all life on earth. Robot feels awkward. EXTERMINATE!
- Sandy Cervix: Funnybot, is there a line you won't cross?
- Funnybot: The line is a non sequitur. The line is an imaginary invention of imperfect biological life forms. I am Funnybot.
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