- Ethan Gross: Any houses for rent in this cul-de-sac?
- Megan Hunt: You couldn't handle a desperate housewife. Believe me.
- Detective Bud Morris: [Holding up a pair of fur lined handcuffs] I just love it when suspects provide their own handcuffs, don't you?
- Curtis Brumfield: [Holding a S&M leather mask] How do you like me now, Darth Vadar? Who's your daddy?
- Ethan Gross: I don't think we saw the same Star Wars.
- Curtis Brumfield: I'm glad somebody's in bed with the right people.
- Kate Murphy: [laughs]
- Megan Hunt: [walking by] We all have our talents.
- Kate Murphy: hat did she say?
- Curtis Brumfield: I didn't hear nothing.
- Megan Hunt: [Megan's phone rings using classic music] Oh, God. That's me.
- Peter Dunlop: That is you ringtone?
- Megan Hunt: For my mother! I find the music soothes me before the inevitable onslaught.
- Megan Hunt: [looks at the victim] Call Bud and Sam.
- Detective Bud Morris: He already did. Ooh. Must be something pretty juicy for to call homicide to a car accident.
- Megan Hunt: Maybe I just missed you.
- Megan Hunt: Ethan?
- Ethan Gross: Yeah?
- Megan Hunt: Stop everything! I have something very important for you to do.
- Ethan Gross: Really? Sure. What is it?
- Megan Hunt: Fix my cell phone. It fell into a puddle at the crime scene.
- Kate Murphy: Curtis? Have you seen Megan? She's not answering her cell.
- Curtis Brumfield: She's out with Peter, Bud and Sam.
- Kate Murphy: Would you please let her know I need to speak with her immediately.
- [Kate leaves with the elevator, then Megan comes walking in]
- Curtis Brumfield: Hey. Kate was just looking for you, head all full of steam.
- Megan Hunt: Tell her I am on a murder case.
- Curtis Brumfield: Unh-unh. I watch telenovelas. You two ain't sticking me in the middle. This story has a tragic end with no survivors.
- Megan Hunt: Oh, where have you been, Casanova?
- Peter Dunlop: You know, that woman may have had information that was pertinent to the case.
- Megan Hunt: Stuck in her cleavage?
- Detective Bud Morris: I have to say, this goes above and beyond even for you, doctor. Actually using taxpayer dollars to test your own tears to just disprove the fact that you cried.
- Megan Hunt: I was not crying detective. Believe me, you will know when I'm crying.
- Detective Bud Morris: Uh-huh, sure you weren't.