Katarina: So, what sort of good time are you looking for?
Dave: Um?
Katarina: Straight, gay, bit of both, S&M, bondage, dressing up, splosh? What's your genre my love?
Dave: Oh! Um, straight please.
Katarina: Ok Petal, vaginal, oral, anal, hand, implements, attachments, what's your bag my darlin'?
Dave: Um, I only have a tenner.