The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Battle of the Giants or It Takes Two to Tangle/Bye Bye Boris or Farewell My Ugly (1961)

William Conrad: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : And our brave boys hurled themselves directly at Mr. Big. Bullwinkle's effort to hit him high failed when he hit the opposite wall.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I must've gone right through him!

  Narrator : But Rocky's hitting him low had better luck for he crashed directly into...

  [Rocky is seen looking at a very tiny man] 

  Narrator : Mr. Big?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, look at him.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : THAT'S Mr. Big?

  Mr. Big : Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : He is the littlest thing I ever did see!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : But how come your shadow looks so fierce?

  Mr. Big : Oh, that was quite easy. I just did this in front of the light.

  [makes a gun with his hand] 

  Mr. Big : The shadow of the gun was supposed to frighten you away.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, we were a little scared.

  Mr. Big : Then why did you attack me?

  [stomps on Rocky's foot] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : 'Cause we're a little stupid, too.