- Heather: If the governor admits to infidelity, his poll numbers will go down 5%. But, if he admits to getting his eyebrows groomed, they go down 20%. This is Ohio. We want our men to be ungroomed and our vegetables to be meat.
- [first lines]
- Elka Ostrovsky: Last season on Hot in Cleveland...
- Joy Scroggs: Let's just be positive.
- Elka Ostrovsky: How? They caught me red-handed with stolen Mafia loot.
- [last lines]
- Yoder: Thee?
- Elka Ostrovsky: Uh, I'm uh... Let's discuss it over dinner.
- [walks out door and turns to address disapproving friends]
- Elka Ostrovsky: Hey, it's a date. Don't waiteth up.