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- George A. Romero: [First lines]
- [Opening Narration]
- George A. Romero: Well, I've always liked the 'Monster within' idea. I like the zombies being us. It's like... zombies are the blue collar monsters.
- Frustrated Zombie: [Michael Rooker attempts to hit a zombie with his sawn-off shotgun, but misses. Then, the zombie stops] For god's sake, he missed me AGAIN!
- George A. Romero: [Frustrated] Cut! Are you blind, man?
- [Grabs one of Rooker's shotguns]
- George A. Romero: Like this!
- [Rifle-butts Robert Englund in the face]
- George A. Romero: See?
- Danny Trejo: No, jefe, I do it like this!
- [Bonks Englund in the head with his machete]
- Robert Englund: Ow, Danny!
- Sarah Michelle Gellar: I do it like this.
- [Roundhouse kicks Englund]
- Sarah Michelle Gellar: [after drinking Juggernog] First one to make a joke about juggs gets a slap in the face.
- George A. Romero: [First lines]
- [Opening Narration]
- George A. Romero: Well, I've always liked the 'Monster within' idea. I like the zombies being us. It's like... zombies are the blue collar monsters.
- George A. Romero: [Outro] Many years ago, I did research for a World War II movie. I came across some old Nazi documents. I couldn't believe what I was reading. Element 115, Necromancers, raising the dead, REAL creepy stuff. The coolest thing? Some of that crazy shit happened right here.
- George A. Romero: [Sees a zombie crawling out of a prop window, thinking it's an actor] Get back to hair and makeup! You don't look dead enough!
- Sarah Michelle Gellar: [Flying through the air after using the flinger] Hey, I can see my house from here!
- Robert Englund: [after calming down Romero in the water] That's a good Georgie. No need to bite anyone now.
- Michael Rooker: [after a zombie tackles George over a railing] That ain't in the script.
- Danny Trejo: We're writing a new one! It's called...
- [goes to slice up a zombie]
- Danny Trejo: Maggot Sack Massacre!
- Robert Englund: [after getting a Matryoshka doll] Hmmm... I expect there may be more to you, than meets the eye.
- Robert Englund: The only thing to fear is fear itself... well, that and a zombie trying to bite your balls off.
- Robert Englund: [When running low on ammo] Uh, my ammo situation is less than ideal in fact IT SUCKS!
- Robert Englund: [When the weather clears up] Ah, that's better... now we can see. Eh... kinda liked it better when we couldn't.