Best Man Down (2012)

Justin Long: Scott

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• Scott : I mean... he was my best friend.

  Kristin : But he wasn't your best friend. He was your oldest friend. There's a difference.

  Scott : I don't care what you call him. I knew Lumpy better than anyone.

• Scott : I know you never got Lumpy. Okay? Let's just be honest. You didn't want him to be my best man.

  Kristin : I didn't say that. What I said was, you two didn't spend much time together anymore.

  Scott : What does that mean? We're men. Men don't spend a lot of time together.

• Scott : [taking out cellphone]  Hey, will you hold this? It's Lumpy's. Then we can make some calls, just let people know what happened.

  Kristin : [browsing through cellphone]  There are only six numbers stored. Two of them are for pizza delivery.

• Roger : Could somebody please pass the Mrs. Dash? She might be hiding with Mr. Dash.

  Kristin : Oh, we don't know if there is a Mr. Dash, Dad. Maybe things didn't go too well after their wedding or something.

  Scott : Well, maybe Mr. Dash had some things on his mind, and things that he has to take care of.

  Kristin : I just wonder if Mr. and Mrs. Dash didn't go on a honeymoon and then after that, stop communicating.

  Scott : Maybe Mrs. Dash should stop feeling sorry for herself.

  Kristin : I think that Mrs. Dash is trying really hard and maybe feels under-appreciated.

  Scott : [raising voice slightly]  Maybe Mrs. Dash should remember she's not the only spice in the spice rack.

• Roger : [reminiscing about Lumpy]  Boy looked like he was a lot of fun.

  Scott : He was a lot of fun, Roger. He wasn't a boy though. He was a man.

  Kristin : Of course he was a man.

  Scott : No, no, no. He was a real man. Just because he drank a little too much, and quit law school and he got fired from his job, it doesn't make him less of a man. 'Cause he was a man, Kris.

  Kristin : Okay. We understand and we know you're upset...

  Scott : [shouting]  You asked me to pee sitting down!

  Kristin : I thought it would be a nice compromise.

  Scott : You wanted me to carry a purse, for Christ's sake.

  Kristin : Why would he carry a purse?

  Kristin : [raising voice]  It was a man bag! And I was only pointing out that some men have found it efficient. They are in Europe mostly but...

  Scott : We don't live in Europe. This is what I'm talking about. This is what I mean. Lumpy kept it real. He was a man.

• Kristin : You have to get your job back.

  Scott : I can't get my job back! I don't want to get my job back! Keep shafting me on commissions, and I'm done. That's what Lumpy would have done.

  Kristin : Oh, well, by all means let's follow Lumpy's example. What has he done? He dropped out of law school. He got fired for embezzlement. Now I think he's committed statutory rape!

  Scott : Stop it! Please don't. Just don't.

  [pause] 

  Scott : You know how we could afford Mexico? Lumpy gave me the money. He got us a honeymoon, and I can't even get his funeral right.

• Kristin : I assumed that the funeral would be after the honeymoon.

  Scott : You... you wanna postpone the funeral? Who postpones a funeral?

• Scott : [agitatedly]  Of course it matters! What are you talking about?

  Kristin : He's gone, Scott.

  Scott : I know that. I just... Kris, he told a 15-year-old girl he was dying. He didn't tell me. I just wish he'd told me.

  [starts crying] 

  Scott : I wish he'd told me.

• Scott : We can drive you to Minneapolis but then, how you're gonna get back home?

  Ramsey : I don't know. I'd take the bus or something.

  Kristin : I think we should figure that out before...

  Scott : [reciprocating]  Yeah

  Ramsey : [interrupting]  I'm pregnant.

  [silence] 

  Ramsey : It's Lumpy's.

  Kristin : [faces away]  I knew it.