- Ice King: Counter maid, I demand medicinal attention! Preferably, those of a princess-y type.
- Nurse: And are you checking in as a patient or a cadaver?
- Ice King: Hey! I'm as healthy as TEN old men!
- Gunter: [sickly] Wenk Wenk.
- Ice King: Oh! Right. My penguin! He's very, very sick. So, what time does your shift end?