Excuse Me for Living (2012)

Robert Vaughn: Jacob

Quotes 

• Jacob : Death is forever. It can wait its turn.

• Jacob : Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.

  Dan : Sex.

  Jacob : Now first, you have to look at the inkblot.

  Dan : It won't change. It'll still be sex.

  Jacob : Look, I am *trying* to help you.

  Dan : Okay. Alright. I'll try to be good.

  Jacob : Thank you.

  [shows inkblot] 

  Jacob : Well?

  [Dan takes it from his hand] 

  Dan : Which part of the picture would you like me to X-ray?

  Jacob : Would you think that makes a difference?

  Dan : Observing the protection of my personality onto the picture is the point of the test. Is it not?

  Jacob : Yes, that's correct. Obviously, you've been doing some reading about the subject.

  Dan : Well then, are you interested in the anal part of my personality which deals with one portion of the inkblot? Perhaps I should focus on the terrifying savage forms on the lower half. That tells us if I'm alienated.

  Jacob : Just tell me what the *whole* picture says to you, would you please?

  Dan : It's a porcupine.

  Jacob : Oh! At last, some cooperation. And what is the porcupine doing?

  Dan : It's playing with its vagina.