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Lola: [munching loudly on popcorn] Mmm! Mm! This is so good! I am so glad I'm not allergic to butter. Do you like this movie? I love this movie. It's so sad. But, like, uplifting, too. It's like a feelgood movie. A sad, feelgood movie. It's funny, also. And scary. Oh, oh, this is the best part! Oh, oh no, wait, this is the worst part. Oh, I hate this part. Oh, I have to pee.

[She moves down the row past several people until she's at the end]

Lola: Sorry. 'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. Wa-watch your leg. 'Scuse me.

[She gets to the end of the aisle when she sees the screen and gasps]

Lola: I love this part! 'Scuse me. Sorry. No. Going back. 'Scuse me. Sorry. 'Scuse me.

[She laughs, then cries, then screams at what she sees on screen]

Lola: Wow. That was a good movie.

Announcer: And now, your feature presentation!