JEZEBETH is a slice of amateur nonsense from Illinois. As an indie horror flick it's one of the worst I've seen, a film which looks and feels really, really bad. The "plot" consists of goth girls chatting interminably and arguing in the most boring way imaginable. Viewers are treated to an extended tarot reading along with a mid-section interlude in a real-life strip club complete with all the nudity you could wish for. Add in a terrible score and you have a bottom of the barrel production.
6 Reviews
WHAT HAVE I DONE, MY BLACK BEAST?
nogodnomasters11 May 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This is a low budget demonic vampire film. Jezebeth (Bree Michaels) is an old spirit, well at least 1873 who lives on in a modern day Jezebeth. Her roommates are concerned about her fascination with the dark arts, especially when she uses the cheapest Tarot cards available.
The film consists of three things: bad acting, strippers, and metal music. Normally strippers and metal music in any film rates three stars. However the acting in this one was so bad, like Jezebeth, it just sucks the life out of anything. Most of the cast lists this as their only film credit.
What is unbelievable, it has TWO sequels planned. Now available on a vampire film four-pack for the price of one DVD.
F-bombs. Nudity (Madeline Maser + many strippers)
The film consists of three things: bad acting, strippers, and metal music. Normally strippers and metal music in any film rates three stars. However the acting in this one was so bad, like Jezebeth, it just sucks the life out of anything. Most of the cast lists this as their only film credit.
What is unbelievable, it has TWO sequels planned. Now available on a vampire film four-pack for the price of one DVD.
F-bombs. Nudity (Madeline Maser + many strippers)
Bad Acting
raquelzepeda14 May 2018
Hot Topic... The movie
mtaeger5 September 2022
Where to start? Bad camera work, bad audio, next to no budget (which is fine), and no acting talent anywhere. This movie is from some 13 year old who saw a Mushroomhead music video and said "I can do that". This movie tries to be edgy in the worst ways. The intro to the movie is so long it is obvious it's just to pad out the runtime, same with the end credits. ADR is horrendous to put it lightly. The narrative doesn't make any sense whatsoever and everything just happens just so it can happen. But this movie will make you laugh even though it doesn't intend for you to do so. Watch....but watch it high.
Goodness gracious almighty
Agent106 September 2021
Some quick observations to begin with.
1) Damien Dante you freak...just make porn rather than "allude" to it.
2) I feel bad for the women that bore their breasts for this peace of crap. Good god why would you do this? Was Damien Dante that convincing.
3) Can we even call this a movie?
Spoiler alert...this is not a movie. This is just a bizarre fetish film strewn together because some dude in Illinois didn't have the talent to make something coherent. Like a porno.
I have seen some incomprehensible trash. I've seen The Room. I've even seen Birdemic. But this...this is just something bizarre. I heard bad things. I heard this was terrible, but the warnings weren't enough. I don't get how something like this was made. You just need to see for yourself. Yowza.
1) Damien Dante you freak...just make porn rather than "allude" to it.
2) I feel bad for the women that bore their breasts for this peace of crap. Good god why would you do this? Was Damien Dante that convincing.
3) Can we even call this a movie?
Spoiler alert...this is not a movie. This is just a bizarre fetish film strewn together because some dude in Illinois didn't have the talent to make something coherent. Like a porno.
I have seen some incomprehensible trash. I've seen The Room. I've even seen Birdemic. But this...this is just something bizarre. I heard bad things. I heard this was terrible, but the warnings weren't enough. I don't get how something like this was made. You just need to see for yourself. Yowza.
Pure trash (and not in a good way)
ExecutiveChimp22619 March 2021
I've never seen the director's name before, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that he is a member of the awful metal band that appears in this movie. The whole thing is basically a music video and wouldn't be of any interest to anyone other than the band and their zero fans. There's really no movie here. In between songs the 'actors' argue with each other about religion, because, you know, being evil is a job requirement if you're going to be in a band.
I suppose the long pointless strip-club scene would have to be the highlight of the movie, but no, even that could've been better. If you are going to put strippers in your zero-budget shot-on-a-flip-phone piece of trash movie the strippers might as well go all the way, but no. Just T&A (and 3 or 4 terrible songs). The band sits in front of the stage and don't drop a single dollar.
Awful.
I suppose the long pointless strip-club scene would have to be the highlight of the movie, but no, even that could've been better. If you are going to put strippers in your zero-budget shot-on-a-flip-phone piece of trash movie the strippers might as well go all the way, but no. Just T&A (and 3 or 4 terrible songs). The band sits in front of the stage and don't drop a single dollar.
Awful.
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