Doctor Who: Space and Time (2011)

Matt Smith: The Doctor

Quotes 

• The Doctor : [the TARDIS has suddenly stopped]  Rory? Did you drop a thermo coupling?

  Rory Williams : S-sorry.

  The Doctor : Ahhh! How did you do that? I told you don't drop them! I specifically mentioned not dropping them!

  Amy Pond : It... it was my fault.

  The Doctor : Of course it wasn't your fault!

  Rory Williams : It kind of was her fault.

  The Doctor : How could it be her fault?

  Amy Pond : Because it was my skirt and my husband, and your glass floor.

  [beat] 

  The Doctor : [realizes]  Ugh! Rory!

• Amy Pond : [Amy has encountered a future version of herself]  Do I really look like that?

  Amy Pond : Yeah, yeah you do.

  Amy Pond : [Flirtatiously]  Mmmm... I'd give you a driver's license.

  Amy Pond : I'll bet you would.

  The Doctor : Ohhh... this is how it all ends... Pond flirting with herself... true love at last. Oh, sorry, Rory.

  Rory Williams : Absolutely no problem at all.

• Amy Pond : [Rory is helping the Doctor fly the TARDIS]  How come he gets to go? You never let me have a go!

  Rory Williams : Uh Doctor, don't. Seriously, I let her drive my car once.

  Amy Pond : Yeah, to the end of the road.

  Rory Williams : Where, according to Amy, there was an unexpected house.

  Amy Pond : Aw, he's jealous because I passed my test first time.

  Rory Williams : You cheated. You wore a skirt.

  Amy Pond : I didn't wear a skirt.

  Rory Williams : A little luck would have worked too.

  Amy Pond : No, no, I did wear a skirt, but it was any old skirt.

  Rory Williams : Ever see Amy drive, Doctor?

  The Doctor : No.

  Rory Williams : Neither did her driving examiner.

• [describing conceptual space] 

  The Doctor : Imagine a banana. Or anything curved. Actually, don't, cause it's not curved or like a banana. Forget the banana!

• The Doctor : [a future Amy Pond has appeared in the TARDIS]  Okay when does this Amy step inside the box? We need to maintain the timeline.

  Amy Pond : As soon as she slaps Rory.

  Amy Pond : Okay.

  Rory Williams : No, why do I get slapped?

  The Doctor : Because we have to stick to the established chain of events. One mistake and the whole timeline could collapse. We'd end up with two Amy Ponds forever and then what would you do?

  [Rory looks questioningly at Amy. She slaps him] 

  The Doctor : Okay you! Into the Police Box... now!