H. Jon Benjamin nel ruolo di...
Sterling Archer
- Cyril Figgis: Well, for your information, Cyril Figgis knows how to beat the worm.
- Sterling Archer: Yeah, I bet.
- Cyril Figgis: Aaaah! The computer worm!
- Sterling Archer: Come on, get me drunk enough and I might have sex with you.
- Pam: Really?
- Sterling Archer: No. It's a catch-22. The amount of alcohol I would need would literally kill me.
- Pam: Dick.
- Cyril Figgis: Archer, where are you going?
- Sterling Archer: Well, judging from the decor, I'm guessing Spelvin's got one of those kick-ass Japanese soaking tubs.
- Cyril Figgis: What? After all that, you want to take a bath?
- Sterling Archer: Do you not?
- Dr. Krieger: I still have one bullet left. It's your choice Cyril.
- Cyril Figgis: Archer, I thought he used all six how many are left?
- Sterling Archer: I don't know who do I look like? Count... Bullets?
- Ray Gillette: [to Cyril] Forget those first two darts and just find your center.
- Sterling Archer: Maybe it's in your vagina.
- Malory Archer: Cyril, go do whatever it is you do...
- Sterling Archer: Like suck at stuff.
- Malory Archer: ...and leave this to people who are more qualified.
- Sterling Archer: At not sucking at stuff.
- Sterling Archer: Look at that thing. It looks like it's made out of Wolverine's bones.
- [pause]
- Sterling Archer: You know. 'Cause they're... does nobody read X-Men?
- Sterling Archer: Fine! Take the suits to my tailor and the shoes to my shoemaker.
- Cyril Figgis: I... you have a shoemaker?
- Sterling Archer: Do you not?
- Cyril Figgis: [smashes phone] Hated that phone. Always dropping calls, you know?
- Sterling Archer: Yeah, you're probably holding it wrong.
- Cyril Figgis: Oh yeah, just like Cyril Figgis always does everything wrong, is that what you mean?
- Sterling Archer: ...Basically.