Cathy Weseluck: Spike

A Dog and Pony Show

Spike

Twilight Sparkle: Spike, can you breathe now?
Spike: Yes... *pant* I think so.
Twilight Sparkle: Good. Now tell us what you know.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Cause all you said earlier was...
Spike: [flashback] Aaaah! Rarity... woods... jewels... dogs... hole... taken... SAVE HER!
Applejack: [flashback over] Not a whole lot to go on there, Sport.

Sir Spike: [Spike imagines himself as a manly hero come to rescue Rarity] I shall save you. Show yourselves, dogs! You, curs! Hah. There you are, you mingy mutts.
Rover the Diamond Dog: Who are you calling mutts? Unleash the hounds!
[Sir Spike fights them off]
Sir Spike: Now, where is Lady Rarity?
Princess Rarity: Oh, Spike! I knew you would save me!
Sir Spike: Nothing could stop me, my lady.
Princess Rarity: Oho, Spike. You are my... hero.
[they begin to smooch]
Applejack: [Spike's imagination ends, and with his eyes closed, Applejack is right near him] Whoa-ho there, lover boy.

Spike: [after getting rid of the dogs, Twilight still has a rope bridle around her mouth, Spike rides on her back] I'm coming for you, my lady. Heigh-ho, Twilight! Away!
Twilight Sparkle: [ticked off] And just what do you think you're doing?
Spike: Please, Twilight. Just give me this...
Twilight Sparkle: Fine...

[last lines]
Pinkie Pie: I can't believe you got all these gems!
Rainbow Dash: Heh. I can't believe you tricked all those dogs.
Rarity: Just because I'm a lady doesn't mean I cannot handle myself in a sticky situation. I had them wrapped around my hoof the entire time.
Twilight Sparkle: I can't wait to write to Princess Celestia to tell her what you taught me today.
Rarity: Me? What did I teach you?
Twilight Sparkle: Just because some pony is ladylike doesn't make her weak. In fact, by using her wits a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all.
Spike: [while munching on some gems] Hm... "Outshines" is right. Now you have enough gems to cover Sapphire Shores' costumes.
Rarity: Not if you eat them all, Spike.

Spike: [bursts into the cave-room with the other five ponies] Lady Rarity, I'm here to save you!
[Dogs' screams: Please, take us! Make it Stop! Please!, ect]
Twilight Sparkle: Excuse me?
Spot the Diamond Dog: So picky.
Fido: And critical.
Spot the Diamond Dog: She won't stop talking.
Fido: And crying.
Rover: We, uh, give her back. Yes.
Spike: Rarity! You're safe!
Rarity: Why, yes. Hello, girls. You are just in time to assist me.
Applejack: Assist you with what?
Rarity: With those.
[points to six mine carts filled with gems]
Spike: You're letting us leave with all these... jewels?
Rover: Yes. Take them. And her with them.
Spot the Diamond Dog: Please!