Everything Sunny All the Time Always

Liz Lemon: Someday this place is gonna be a kick-ass duplex, like on "Diff'rent Strokes."

Jenna Maroney: Conrad Bain once slapped me in a men's room.

Liz Lemon: I just got to get rid of all these boxes. I don't even know what this stuff is anymore.

[picks up Spanish-language course]

Liz Lemon: Comencé a estudiar these, but then yo gave up. Here's the novel I never finished.

Jenna Maroney: Hmm.

[reading]

Jenna Maroney: "Liz stabbed Jenna repeatedly. "

[picks up the book "The Secret"]

Jenna Maroney: "The Secret"? I gave you this five years ago. You still haven't read it? It works, Liz. Look at me. Ever since I started secreting, I've become a TV star, I found my soul mate. You saw how flat Gwyneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars. I visualized all of that.