Andrea Libman credited as playing...
Pinkie Pie • Fluttershy
- Rarity: [desiring Fluttershy's opinion on the dress she made for her] Tell meeee...
- Fluttershy: No... i-it's fine...
- Rarity: Tell me.
- Fluttershy: I-I-I like it!
- Rarity: Tell me tell me tell me tell me TELL ME!
- Fluttershy: All right. Since you *really* wanna know...
- [inhales; speaks faster]
- Fluttershy: The armscye's tight, the middy collar doesn't go with the shawl lapel, the hems are clearly machine-stitched, the pleats are uneven, the fabric looks like toile, you used a backstitch here when it clearly called for a topstitch, or maybe a traditional blanket stitch, and the overall design is reminiscent of prêt-à-porter and not true French haute couture...
- [slows down and resumes her shy nature]
- Fluttershy: But... uh... you know... um... whatever you want to do is fine...
- Pinkie Pie: Rarity? You OK in there? You haven't come out for days...
- Rarity: I'm never coming out! I can't show my face in Ponyville ever again! I used to be somepony! I used to be respected! I made dresses - beautiful, *beautiful* dresses! But now, everypony is *laughing* at me! I'm nothing but a *laughing stock*!
- Twilight Sparkle: You're not a laughing stock, Rarity.
- Rainbow Dash: [rather loudly] She kind of is.
- Twilight Sparkle: Shh! Come on out and talk to us...
- Rarity: LEAVE ME ALONE! I *want* to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in!... Do ponies wallow in pity?... Oh, listen to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'm so PATHETIIIIIC!
- Twilight Sparkle: Now what do we do?
- Fluttershy: Uh, panic?
- Rainbow Dash: That's your answer for everything!
- Applejack: Well we can't just leave Rarity like this...
- Pinkie Pie: She'll become a crazy cat lady!
- Twilight Sparkle: She only has *one* cat.
- Pinkie Pie: Give her time...
- Applejack: [seeing Rarity's first-try dresses] They sure are... uh... somethin'...
- Twilight Sparkle: Yes! Something!
- Pinkie Pie: I like "something"! "Something" is my favorite!
- Fluttershy: It's... nice.
- Rarity: [sees the dress her friends made for her] HUH?
- Pinkie Pie: We all finished your dress for you!
- Applejack: Thanks to Fluttershy's freaky knowledge of sewin'...
- Fluttershy: Do you like it?
- Rarity: Like it? *Like* it?
- Fluttershy: Uh oh. She doesn't like it...
- Rarity: No, I DON'T *like* it... I LOVE IT!
- Pinkie Pie: [singing] All we ever want is indecision,
- Rainbow Dash: All we really like is what we know.
- Twilight Sparkle: Gotta balance style with adherence,
- Fluttershy: Making sure we make a good appearance.
- Applejack: Even if you simply have to fudge it,
- Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Applejack: Make sure that it stays within our budget!
- Rarity: Got to overcome intimidation/Remember, it's all in the presentation!
- Rarity: Piece by piece, snip by snip/Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip/Bolt by bolt, primmed and pressed/Yard by yard, always stressed/And that's the art of the dress!
- Rarity: [referring to Fluttershy's second dress] If you don't like it, you should just tell me.
- Fluttershy: Oh, but I *do* like it.
- Rarity: Like it, or *love* it?
- Fluttershy: Um... both?
- Pinkie Pie: Don't you think my gown would be more "me" with some lollipops?
- Rarity: Well, I think...
- Pinkie Pie: Balloons?
- Rarity: Well...
- Pinkie Pie: [excited] DO IT!
- Rarity: [singing] Hour by hour, one more change/I'm sewing them together, take great pains./Fluttershy, you're putting me in a bind/Rainbow Dash, what is on your mind?/Oh my gosh, there's simply not much time/Don't forget, Applejack's duds must shine...
- Rarity: Dressmaking's easy, every customer's call/Brings a whole new revision/Have to pick up the pace, still hold to my vision.
- Twilight Sparkle: [everyone is criticizing Rarity's designs and calling for changes] That constellation is Canis *Major*, not Minor.
- Fluttershy: French haute couture, please.
- Rarity: Ugh...
- Applejack: What if it rains? Galoshes!
- Pinkie Pie: More balloons! Oh no, that's too many balloons. More candy! Oh, less candy. Oh wait, I know. Streamers!
- Rarity: [incredulous and tired] Streamers?
- Pinkie Pie: Whose dress is this?
- Rarity: [reluctant] Streamers it is.