Geek Charming (2011 TV Movie)

Andrew Airlie: Alan Schoenfield

Quotes 

• Alan Schoenfield : Well, sweetie, what do you think? Should I turn this place into a Sparkles Cupcakes or Accessories Barn?

  Dylan Schoenfield : Dad, anyone who buys their accessories in a barn is totes tragique. I vote for Cupcakes, it gives it more of a glam factor.

  Alan Schoenfield : And that's why you're my top advisor.

  [cell phone beeps] 

  Alan Schoenfield : You know what? I'm gonna have to head back to the office for a late meeting.

  Dylan Schoenfield : Whatevs. Oh, I need to borrow your marketing team.

  Alan Schoenfield : Marketing team? Why?

  Dylan Schoenfield : Blossom Queen. It's essential. I need signs, brochures, headshots.

  Alan Schoenfield : Oh, well, absolutely not.

  Dylan Schoenfield : But Nicole Paterson has the whole varsity and JV football team making posters for her campaign.

  Alan Schoenfield : Yes, and you have ingenuity. If you wanna win, you have to do this on your own. You're a smart girl. You gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

  [kisses her, and as he leaves, talks on cellphone:] 

  Alan Schoenfield : Yes, this is Alan.

  Dylan Schoenfield : [back at home, by herself]  Bootstraps? What does that even mean? Uh, hello, boots have zippers. I should know, I tried on seventeen pairs at Shoes Unlimited last week, and none of the sixteen pairs I bought had straps.