- Mike Scarlatti: [Spike introduces himself to Natalie Braddock] Spike. How ya doin'?
- Natalie Braddock: Spike?
- Mike Scarlatti: Yep.
- Natalie Braddock: You don't look very "Spikey".
- Mike Scarlatti: Um, yeah, no my hair use to uh...
- [gestures his finger upward indicating he had spikey hair]
- Natalie Braddock: What's your real name?
- Mike Scarlatti: Uh, Michelangelo.
- Mike Scarlatti: Michelangelo? Your mom had high hopes.
- Mike Scarlatti: Yeah, yeah I think she still does.
- Natalie Braddock: I like it.
- Gregory Parker: Okay, we need a profile.
- Mike Scarlatti: #I<3jamiedee is trending Top Ten.
- Gregory Parker: Right?
- Mike Scarlatti: Like, I mean look at it, look at all the tweets. His fans are going nuts.
- Gregory Parker: And who are all these people?
- Mike Scarlatti: Basically it's every frustrated kid in North America.
- Gregory Parker: [Jokingly] Really?
- Mike Scarlatti: [Smiling] Yeah.
- Mike Scarlatti: We got a flash mob.
- Gregory Parker: That party he twittered about...
- Mike Scarlatti: Tweeted.
- Mike Scarlatti: Boss I found Sage's IP address, registered to the house of a Steven Cunningham.
- Gregory Parker: A Steven Cunningham or the Steven Cunningham?
- Mike Scarlatti: Uh... lost me boss.
- Gregory Parker: Spike, the multi-millionaire who just bailed out the symphony.
- Mike Scarlatti: [Sarcastically] Oh right that thing, with the wooden instruments, plays songs from a thousand years ago. I keep up with the arts.
- Jules Callaghan: [Looking at several photos of the same subject in different disguises] Guy's a chameleon. One reason he hasn't been caught yet.
- Mike Scarlatti: Pulled a string of robberies both sides of the border.
- Gregory Parker: Jamie Dee I remember that guy.
- Jules Callaghan: Yeah remember he started out west, repelled down to that five-star ball room, relieved all the guests of their valuables.
- Mike Scarlatti: He graffitis his initials wherever he hits, walls windows, floors.
- Jules Callaghan: Now apparently Powerpoint.
- Gregory Parker: [Looking at the fan site of subject] Where are we getting these?
- Mike Scarlatti: Some of this stuff he posted himself, but he's got a lot of fans and a lot of followers. He's huge on the web.
- Kevin 'Wordy' Wordsworth: Jamie Dee Wild and Free?
- Mike Scarlatti: That's a fan blog. He's also got a Twitter. "Big shout-out to all the fat cats of North America. See you soon."
- Jules Callaghan: It was posted two hours ago.
- Gregory Parker: Jessie James used to do that. He used to write about his robberies before he committed them.
- Mike Scarlatti: Jessie James, that's old school. It's cool.
- [Spike and Greg smile regarding Spike's sarcasm]
- Gregory Parker: [Texting the subject] We want to help.
- [Seconds later subject texts ROFLMAO]
- Gregory Parker: What's Rom... Romalo...
- Mike Scarlatti: Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
- Gregory Parker: Alright I get it.
- Sam Braddock: We talked about a few days and now it's a couple months!
- Natalie Braddock: No, it was until I found a job, which I'm trying to do. I'm trying to get my life together so that I can belong somewhere. I really appreciate you being there for me.
- Sam Braddock: The thing about cramping my style? Just watch what you say.
- Natalie Braddock: What do you mean?
- Sam Braddock: It could give the wrong impression.
- Natalie Braddock: The wrong impression?
- Sam Braddock: Yeah, about Jules, that we're involved, which we're not, 'cause that could get me fired, okay?
- Natalie Braddock: O-okay. So, she doesn't come around for sleepovers sometimes?
- Sam Braddock: Officially, she never has.
- Natalie Braddock: Got ya. No sleepovers. And that is not her shampoo in the shower or her toothbrush in the sink.
- [smiles]
- Natalie Braddock: Can I have the car keys?
- Ed Lane: [pursuing a stolen police vehicle] Police cruiser. Unbelievable.
- Sam Braddock: This guy is a brat. He's a parasite. He thinks, just 'cause he can work the charm, the world owes him a good time.
- [Ed looks at him]
- Sam Braddock: Reminds me of someone.
- Sam Braddock: I've been an idiot. I want you to stay with me.
- Natalie Braddock: Is this the part where I'm supposed to give you a hug?
- Sam Braddock: Nnnn... you can grab us a couple of beers.
- Natalie Braddock: Two weeks. A month, tops.
- Sam Braddock: Okay, but any longer, one of us is gonna need to learn how to cook.
- Mike Scarlatti: Hello. Jamie just posted. "Party at the Beverley Street hostel. 3 p.m. sharp. Come as you are. Bring friends."
- Gregory Parker: Yeah, he might be trying to throw us off the trail. Why would he tell us where he's going?
- Mike Scarlatti: I'll look for a geotag.
- Gregory Parker: And I will try the electric telephone.