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1/10
don't ruin your mood!!!
yas-2230 October 2011
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please don't watch it, I got stressed and irritated for the first 20 minutes because of how badly filmed it was and because of nothing happening at all.

Then I skipped through to see if it would get better and the whole movie is filmed in the same dark settings of a house... extremely boring and it looks like it has been put together by a 10 year old.

The killer's voice is a ridiculous rip off of the Scream movies and the film is basically two girls talking on the phone throughout the film with a killer who takes forever to do something.

worst movie to watch and completely ruined my mood!
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3/10
Pass!
Patient4441 November 2011
Well, not much to say about this one. I won't describe it as the worst movie ever seen, it has some good parts but in the end it fails and it fails BAD.

Reason to recommend it? Not at all! A short summary, without any spoilers? Guy stalks girl with phone calls, for most of the movie, well, throughout the entire movie actually and then it just ends, with one little excuse of a twist.

Camera work: I've seen worst, dialogue: not bad, death scenes: absolutely 0, you won't get to see anything whatsoever!

So in the end, avoid it! You'll thank me later.
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1/10
Scream with More Phone Calls
mariajonasfahlsing19 July 2014
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Some brilliant director decided to create an homage to Scream by stealing the creepy phone call concept, the killers' voice, and the body count. Nothing ever happens in this movie. No one dies, the scares aren't really scary, and it makes no sense that the terrorized girl would keep answering the phone if she knew full well who would be on the other end. Seriously, this movie is terrible! The camera work, script, acting, and lame attempts to create dramatic tension are feeble at best.

Also, if you absolutely and unwaveringly hate the sound of a ringing phone that goes unanswered or ignored, avoid this movie at all cost. The ringing gets really old very quickly and I just kept wanting to scream at my laptop screen, "ANSWER THE STUPID PHONE ALREADY!" Nothing drives me crazy faster than a loud, repetitive noise, especially phones.

Do not watch this movie. You will regret it deeply.
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4/10
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
nogodnomasters6 May 2019
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The movie has a typical scary soundtrack, barking dogs, teen girls being spied upon, and "Scream" style phone calls, but it doesn't work well. They are put together badly as in "Scary Movie" badly but it isn't funny as it doesn't spoof any particular movie. I was asking myself, "Is this supposed to be funny or scary?" because it was neither. There are some jerky hand held camera scenes for no apparent reason... and a dog that barks at random.

This is the one year anniversary of a Halloween night murder, whose killer was never caught. The teens are at home under curfew in the town of Chesterfield. Matt O'Neill plays Matt a bad actor and bad boyfriend to the cute actress Chrissy Anderson. Lisa Younger plays Suze, another cute teen hobbling around on a crutch. She is the main character and handles her lines well. Jarett Del Bene plays Ryan, Suze's boyfriend who has another girl on the side (Kristina Plisko). Scooter (Adrian Gaeta) is the creepy friend who wants Suze, but then what guy doesn't. Jamison Brandi, is the director, writer, producer, and film editor. He is also in the film (Down in front!). Not very well done. You see a person with a knife, another person cowering, then that same person on the floor dead. You never see any killing special effects.

F-bomb, no sex, no nudity.
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