Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
Elka's Snowbird (2011)
Jane Leeves: Joy Scroggs
Quotes
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Joy Scroggs : What's that stuff?
Melanie Moretti : It's *mock* macaroni and cheese. And the beauty of it: there's no macaroni, and no cheese.
Joy Scroggs : Yes, nothing ruins macaroni and cheese like macaroni and cheese.
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Joy Scroggs : You know, they say if you love something, set it free. But I've never understood that. I say if you love something lock it in the basement and feed it through a slot in the door until it loves you back.
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Joy Scroggs : I don't care how hot he is, I could never date a do-gooder. They're always so into nature. And eventually that leads to camping. And the next thing you know you're doing that walk of shame into the woods with a rough brown roll of eco-friendly Toilet paper.
