Zeb Wells aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
SpongeBob SquarePants • Soldier Elf
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [at the Krusty Krab] Krabby Patties are made out of crabs!
- [customers gasp, as one customer retches]
- Mr. Krabs: [chuckles] Everybody knows Krabby Patties are me family's secret recipe, boy.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Then explain this!
- [holds a box of crab legs]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You said you fired Carl the night janitor, but this is his tattoo!
- [holds crab leg that says "Born 2 Lose"]
- Mr. Krabs: [grabs SpongeBob] You little yellow bastard! I treated you like a son, me boy!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: It's not just crabs!
- [looks over to Squidward]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward, those calamari rings are squid!
- [Squidward vomits]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: And your Chicken-of-the-Sea salad? Ha! Tuna! Chicken-of-the-Sea is TUNA!
- [a customer pushes away her bowl. Everyone surrounds Mr. Krabs]
- Fish #1: You fed us to us?
- Fish #2: Are we paying you to kill us?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You're disgusting.
- Mr. Krabs: No! I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom! We're all animals, boys and girls. Eating each other is what nature intended.
- [Everyone except SpongeBob start to beat up Mr. Krabs]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [sighs] I'm just glad nothing disgusting ever happens to a sponge.
- [a very fat man sits on a bed with a nurse]
- Nurse: Okay, just got to scrub deep within your rolls of fat, and we're done.
- [the nurse starts scrubbing the man with a sponge. SpongeBob pushes the scene aside]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I SAID, "NOTHING DISGUSTING EVER HAPPENS TO A SPONGE!"
- Nurse: [splat] Oh, I hope that's pudding in there.