Treasure Island (2012)

Eddie Izzard: Silver

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Quotes 

• Long John Silver : I say she's a lovely ship, sir. Well chosen.

  Squire Trelawney : Thank you.

  Long John Silver : She's got an arse on her that would sit well on any rollicking sea. I always say a man who could choose a good horse could choose a good ship, just by looking at its arse. And you, sir, look like a man who knows his way around a horse's arse.

• Long John Silver : The rumor is the map was yours too. You've not seen it?

  Jim Hawkins : I don't know.

  Long John Silver : It would be a large piece of paper that would look like a map.

• Long John Silver : Jim, if you ever want help or advice...

  Jim Hawkins : ...I won't be coming to you.

  Long John Silver : Yeah, that's probably best.

• Long John Silver : I've got one leg. What am I supposed to do, hobbled them to death?

• [last lines] 

  Long John Silver : [to Jim]  It's a fine gentlemen you're going to make.

• Captain Smollett : The next time I see you, you better come up bleating, man.

  Long John Silver : Oh I will, Smollett, I will. And those that die, they will be the lucky ones!