Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh: Major Monogram, Additional Voices
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Quotes
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Computer : Attention. Brace yourselves. We are accelerating to warp two.
Baljeet : Oh, my. That is twice the speed of light.
Isabella : Twice the speed of light? What will that be like?
Baljeet : I read a theory that when you exceed the speed of light, reality, the very nature of your existence, begins breaking down...
[the scene begins losing it color, leaving it in clean-up form]
Baljeet : ...to its primal essence, all the way back...
[the clean-up animation goes back to rough pencil test form]
Baljeet : ...to its source!
Isabella : This is so weird!
[the scene then reverts to animatic form]
Dan Povenmire : Buford says something funny here.
[the scene then reverts to storyboard]
Phineas : Whoa! Temp dialogue.
Baljeet : How much more can reality break down?
Dan Povenmire : And then we suddenly cut...
[the camera pans to a drawing that turns into a live-action shot of Dan and Swampy pitching this scene]
Dan Povenmire : ...to us!
Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh : So you'd actually see Dan and I pitching this part.
Dan Povenmire : Right, exactly like we are now, saying exactly what we're saying right now.
Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh : And then we push...
Dan Povenmire , Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh : ...back into the storyboard!
[the full animation returns and the gang looks confused]
Ferb : We should never speak of this again.
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Major Monogram : Wow. Okay. That does complicate things quite a bit. Remember, you can't reveal yourself as an agent to your host family, but you also can't reveal yourself as their pet to Dr. Doofenshmirtz. I guess, in retrospect, you are the single worst agent we could've sent on this mission! Heh. All right. See ya. Wouldn't wanna be ya.
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Major Monogram : Excellent work thwarting Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Agent P. Why don't you take the rest of the day off?
Carl : Does that mean I get the rest of the day off, t...
Major Monogram : Don't be ridiculous, Carl.
Carl : Oh.
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Major Monogram : Agent P, we've just received automated emergency alert 136-alpha. We have no idea what that is, but Carl is looking it up in the owner's manual. Apparently, it is a "clogged intake valve"? Carl, this is for the washing machine!
Carl : Oh, wait, hold on. No, this is the stereo. Microwave instructions...
[Agent P rolls his eyes]
Carl : Oh, here it is!
Major Monogram : Now, let's see here.
[reading]
Major Monogram : "A member of your host family has been abducted by aliens." Wow. Candace, apparently, has been abducted by aliens. This is priority one, Agent P,
[Perry salutes]
Major Monogram : but remember, you cannot reveal to her that you are a secret agent. So... hmmm, guess it's gonna be tricky to rescue her. Heh. Well, good luck with that.
