The Office (TV Series)

Threat Level Midnight (2011)

Paul Lieberstein: Toby Flenderson

Quotes 

• Narrator : Well, the hostages were scared.

  Hostage #1 , Roy Anderson : Help, help!

  Hostage #2 : Don't you guys get it? Nobody's coming for us!

  Goldenface : Oh, someone's coming, alright. The only man who would care, Michael Scarn.

  Sandra : Why are you doing this, Goldenface?

  Goldenface : Why? Because I have unfinished business with Scarn, and you're my trap. See, I'm gonna lure him here. Then, I'm gonna kill everybody. Then, I'm gonna dig up Scarn's dead wife and I'm gonna hump her real good! Hahahaha! Right now, I'm going to do some drugs. So, don't try anything.

  Roy Anderson : We need to choose a leader. Someone who's tough enough to take on Goldenface.

  [Goldenface leaves the area] 

  Sandra : I could be the leader.

  Hostage #2 : What makes you so tough?

  Sandra : I have experience as a leader, a negotiator, a general and a cop. In other words, I'm a mom.

  Hostage #3 : It'll be Sandra.

  Hostage #2 : Listen. It doesn't matter who's leader! It's every man for himself down here. There is only one way out and it is through that door.

  [he crashes into the door, where Goldenface returns] 

  Goldenface : Those drugs really hit the spot. So, you guys chosen a leader yet?

  Sandra : Gulp!