Rock & Chips (TV Series)
The Frog and the Pussycat (2011)
Kellie Bright: Joan Trotter
Quotes
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[Joan and Freddy are lying in bed]
Joan Trotter : I've been working as your charlady for over six months now, and I still don't know how to switch your Hoover on.
Freddie Robdal : No, but you're very good with that squeegee.
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Freddie Robdal : Why'd you pawn the ring?
Joan Trotter : I'm gonna get it back in a couple of weeks.
Freddie Robdal : Why'd you pawn the ring?
Joan Trotter : My son wanted to buy a Lambretta. He'll pay me back soon. Are they gonna hang you?
Freddie Robdal : No, but after I get my hands on you, they might!
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Joan Trotter : What about Reg? He might come down to Bournemouth looking for us.
Freddie Robdal : He'll only come down once. That's a big ocean.
Joan Trotter : Don't say things like that.
Freddie Robdal : Reg knows what'll happen if he makes a nuisance of himself. I know you can find his IQ on a dice, but he ain't that stupid.
[Joan smiles]
Freddie Robdal : I'm out soon, and that's when our lives begin. Just keep thinking of us down on that beach. If it's a nice day, we can jump in the boat, sail out to sea, and have a picnic in France.
Joan Trotter : [Faltering with joy] Oh shut up...
Freddie Robdal : Then we'll sail back, in time for little'un to get into bed, ready for school in the morning. He'll love it.
Joan Trotter : I know he will. He's got a name. Rodney.
Freddie Robdal : [Half uneasy] Yeah, I know. You know, some people use their middle name instead of their first. Has he got a middle name?
Joan Trotter : Charlton.
Freddie Robdal : [Discreetly but obviously disappointed] Yeah, Rodney'll love it.
Joan Trotter : But what about my Derek? My eldest son, I mean, I don't want to just leave him, not the way he is. I wanna make sure he's OK.
Freddie Robdal : Well, he's a teenager. He can look after himself, can't he?
Joan Trotter : No, I'd worry about him. I've got to make sure he's settled before we run off.
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Barbara Bird : Tell Del, good luck with "Dracula on the Moon."
[Runs off crying]
Joan Trotter : I'll give him "Dracula on the fucking Moon" when I get my hands on him!