FDR: American Badass! (2012)
Barry Bostwick: Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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Quotes
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Louis : How are you feeling, Frank?
Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Like a bag full of dicks at a lesbian convention.
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Reporter Robert Bruckner : What was it like being attacked by a werewolf, Governor?
Franklin Delano Roosevelt : About the same as having your money in the stock market these days.
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Guy on dock : Yeah, keep laughin', boys... You think God blessed Tommy?
Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Hold on a minute, fellas. Who's Tommy?
Guy on dock : Tommy? Tommy used to work on the docks... Union's been on strike... Down on his luck... It's tough...
Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Sooo tough.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Marco... Polio!
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Hoover was great... they'll probably name a dam or a vacuum cleaner after him sometime in the near future.
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Louis : Here's the paper, by the way.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Thank you. Let's see... Oh, American hero and werewolf killer... Franklin Delano announces he's running for President... Thank you, Mmm-hmm... I hope it mentions something about my cock still working.
Louis : No.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Well, shit, call them up! I want a press release first thing in the morning.
Louis : Before we do that...
Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Let's leak them a picture, too.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Beautiful melons, Ma'am.
Marietta Buford : They sure are ripe for the picking!
Franklin Delano Roosevelt : I meant your tits.
Marietta Buford : So did I.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Does my cock still work?
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt : MOTHERFUCKERRR!
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Fuck Polio!
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Aw, shit Goblins!
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Cleavon Buford : Congressman Cleavon Baybridge Buford... 'Repube,' Georgia.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Nice to meet you.
Cleavon Buford : Yes, you too.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Did you just say 'Repube?'
Cleavon Buford : Mmm-hmm... yes, sir.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt : You mean Republican?
Cleavon Buford : No, sir. The form I filled out when I ran for Congress said 'Repube' on it. It was a professional form, sir. It was typed on paper... maybe even double spaced.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt : I think you meant 'Repub,' short for Republican.
Cleavon Buford : No, sir! I saved the form, sir. It is inside a folder marked official on it, so I know that it is real.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Tell Eleanor I love her!
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt : Cut the shit, doc. If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I would have spread my ass cheeks, and stuck a whistling tea pot up there.
