Doug Walker en el papel de...
Chester A. Bum
- Chester A. Bum: I was in Russia once! They said I wasn't Jewish enough... or was that a brothel? It was a Russian Brothel!
- [Imitating Russian Accent]
- Chester A. Bum: I will go down on you for twenty Rubles
- Chester A. Bum: And there's this atomic guy, who looks like he's trying out for the naked Blue Man Group! I was in the Naked Blue Man Group once! Apparently, I wasn't Jewish enough, whatever that means. And this blue guy, he can defeat anybody he wants, because everyone is distracted by his giganto penis! Seriously! Doesn't the guy put on any pants? My penis is blue too, but you don't see me flaunting it around! Okay, once or twice. Every Tuesday.