John Lithgow credited as playing...
Jerry
- Jerry Whitaker: So, Saturday night? Time to cut loose, right? Who wants to split a beer?
- Barney Stinson: Oh, we're not drinking here. Tonight, we're going big. Let's see, what club should we hit first? There's club Was, there's Wrong...
- Marshall Eriksen: Um, those places shut down a long time ago.
- Barney Stinson: Oh no...
- Marshall Eriksen: Oh No shut down too.
- Ted Mosby: There's Where.
- Jerry Whitaker: Where's Where?
- Lily Aldrin: Where's where Was was, isn't it?
- Barney Stinson: No, Was wasn't where Where was, Was was where Wrong was, right?
- Jerry Whitaker: Ok...
- Ted Mosby: Not OK, that place is lame.
- Robin Scherbatsky: OK is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar... or is that wrong?
- Marshall Eriksen: That's Wrong. That's not wrong.
- Barney Stinson: Guys, focus.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Oh, I like Focus! Let's go there.
- Ted Mosby: Where?
- Robin Scherbatsky: Not Where. Focus!
- Lily Aldrin: I thought Focus was closed.
- Barney Stinson: No, Was was Closed. Once Was shut down, it re-opened as Closed.
- Marshall Eriksen: So Closed is open.
- Robin Scherbatsky: No, Closed is closed.
- Jerry Whitaker: I don't know! 3rd base, right?
- Barney Stinson: Hey Jerry, do you really want to be out here like this?
- Jerry Whitaker: Oh sorry small town preacher from the Midwest! Is there a law against dancing?
- Jerry Whitaker: You got to meet the right girl. Who knows? Maybe you'll meet her tomorrow.
- Barney Stinson: Maybe I've met her already.