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Quotes
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Uncle Jack : If they disembowel you, ask for Victor, he's got the softest hands.
Captain Jack Sparrow : Thank you!
Uncle Jack : Mention my name, and they won't cut your feet off.
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Uncle Jack : Have I ever told you about the one with the skeleton?
Captain Jack Sparrow : Yes, you have, many times...
Uncle Jack : A skeleton goes into a bar, and orders a beer and a mop!
Captain Jack Sparrow : ...Funny as ever.
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Captain Jack Sparrow : [In prison] Uncle Jack?
Uncle Jack : Jackie, boy! How's it goin'?
Captain Jack Sparrow : [Being held by two guards] Can't complain, really. You?
Uncle Jack : I've been waiting in here all morning for a beating, but the service is terrible.
Captain Jack Sparrow : Shameful.