Matt Lucas credited as playing...
Keeley St Clair • Fearghal O'Farrell • Mickey Minchin • Precious Little • Taaj Manzoor • Tommy Reid • Peter Surname • Simon Trent • Airport Security Officer • Sue • Hetty Wolf • Asuka
- Narrator: Fearghal works for one of FlyLo's rivals, the low cost Irish airline Our Lady Air. And aviation runs in his family.
- Fearghal O'Farrell: There's ten of us, ten boys, we're all gay, except Finbar, who's bi, and we're all cabin crew. That's right, we're all flyers. Everyone in my family flies, except my mother, she's never flown. Well, she's never not been pregnant.
- Keeley St Clair: How's it going with your boyfriend?
- Melody Baines: Which one?
- Keeley St Clair: Craig.
- Melody Baines: Black Craig or White Craig?
- Keeley St Clair: White Craig.
- Melody Baines: He's in prison.
- Keeley St Clair: What for?
- Melody Baines: Beating up Black Craig.