Katie Couric credited as playing...
Katie Couric
- Katie Couric: So, tell me, Sue, how are you holding up?
- Sue Sylvester: I'm hanging in there, thank you.
- Katie Couric: I know it's painful, but... can you take me back to the moment when you knew you had lost what would have been a record seventh consecutive national championship, landing you this interview as Loser of the Year?
- Sue Sylvester: I thought this was the Ten Most Fascinating.
- Katie Couric: That's Barbara Walters. In the voting, you beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, the housing market, Dina Lohan, Wall Street, Tiger Woods, the Dallas Cowboys, Brett Favre's cell phone, 9% unemployment, and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and apparently, also a loser. How do you cope with that?
- Sue Sylvester: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.
- Katie Couric: Do you regret the choice of attempting to fire a student out of a cannon? Other than attracting headlines and launching a national debate on the safety of athletes, was it really worth it?
- Sue Sylvester: Honestly, I was just trying to feel something.
- Katie Couric: And how do you feel now that the remainder of the annual Cheerios! budget is going to the Glee Club?
- Sue Sylvester: I'm sorry?
- Katie Couric: Let's take a look.
- [turning on a videocassette of herself dancing with Schue]
- Katie Couric: After a little song and dance to support the arts, I sat down with McKinley Glee Club director Will Schuester.
- Will Schuester: I have to say, I'm thrilled. Sue got what was coming to her, and now we don't have to hold a bake sale to pay for the bus to regionals.
- Katie Couric: [pausing the tape] Thoughts?
- Sue Sylvester: I hate you, Diane Sawyer.