- Mordecai, Rigby: The Universe record?
- GBF: It's the highest score in the whole universe, 1,279,001. Now who holds that record again? Oh yeah, me!
- [Crowd runs up to GBF and strokes his beard]
- GBF: Yes, go ahead, stroke the beard of Garrett Bobby Ferguson.
- Mordecai: Hey, Giant Beard-o Face!
- GBF: I told you that's not my name!