Quotes
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Dude-Guy : Talkin' about Africa don't make you more black.
Bro : I was just drawing a parallel.
Dude-Guy : OH, now you're drawin'? You an artist, too? Is that your major?
Bro : No, it's Linguistics. What's yours?
Dude-Guy : Gun Repair. It's a certificate course.
[Buddy snickers]
Dude-Guy : HEY! Some people like to shoot heroin - personally, I prefer cocaine - but I DO like to shoot guns.
Buddy : And someday, you'll have your very own certificate that says you're qualified to repair them, too.
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Officer Girth : Gonna need you to pop the hood.
Dude-Guy : Want me to check it out? I work at a muffler shop. I recently got promoted.
Officer Girth : Now there's something you certainly don't read in the obits every day...