Rosaline (2022)

Kaitlyn Dever: Rosaline

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• Rosaline : You know, centuries from now, when everyone's telling this story, you think you and I will even be mentioned?

  Dario : Honestly, I couldn't care less.

  Rosaline : Me neither.

• Rosaline : You're completely full of shit.

  Dario : Oh, yeah?

  Rosaline : The whole "Oh, I don't care about other people. I don't want to get involved" nonsense. It's a big load of crap, Dario. You care about people. You're a good person.

  Dario : This is because I have a boat, isn't it?

• Paris : You want to marry for love.

  Rosaline : Is there any other reason?

  Paris : Money, status, land, nicer living quarters. No. No other reason.

• Rosaline : [referring to Romeo]  Do you think he's tired of me?

  Nurse Janet : I'm sure that's not it.

  Rosaline : Then why haven't I heard from him?

  Nurse Janet : Well, there is a lot of plague going around.

  Rosaline : You think he has the plague?

  Nurse Janet : He did look a bit boily. But it's probably just hormones.

• Dario : How are you, Rosaline?

  Rosaline : Admiral Shit-for-Brains.

• Rosaline : Well, if you must know, I'm going to stop a wedding. My boyfriend is about to make the biggest mistake of his life.

  Dario : Hang on a second. Wait. It's your boyfriend's wedding?

  Rosaline : Yeah.

  Dario : Ouch.

• Juliet : He says things to me. Beautiful, romantic things. You've never heard such poetry.

  Rosaline : Let me guess. He compares you to the moon and the sun. "The fairest stars in heaven do entreat your eyes."

  Juliet : How do you...

  Rosaline : It's Romeo Montague, isn't it? Yeah. Everybody knows Romeo Montague. I'm afraid you're not the first young maiden he's charmed with his high cheekbones and fancy words.

  Juliet : I'm such a fool.

  Rosaline : Yeah. You kind of are.

• Juliet : I thought you were my friend.

  Rosaline : I am your friend. I am.

  Juliet : All this time, turns out you just wanted to steal my boyfriend away.

  Rosaline : I was not trying to steal your boyfriend away. I was just trying to steal him back! There's a difference.

• Dario : Lucky throw.

  Rosaline : Lucky knife.