Gerald C. Rivers credited as playing...
M. Bison
- Clyde: Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. Why is that?
- Wreck-It Ralph: I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh... well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game.
- Saitine: Happy anniversary, Ralph.
- Wreck-It Ralph: Thanks Satan.
- Saitine: Uh, it's "Saitine".
- Wreck-It Ralph: Got it. But here's the thing... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore.
- [the Bad-Anon members gasp]
- Cyborg: You can't mess with the program, Ralph!
- M. Bison: You're not going Turbo, are you?
- Wreck-It Ralph: Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Common guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?
- Zombie: Yes.
- Clyde: Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.
- Zangief: Hey, one game at a time, Ralph.
- Clyde: Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation.
- Clyde, Saitine, Cyborg, M. Bison, Zombie, Zangief, Bad-Anon Members: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me.