The Mentalist (TV Series)
Ball of Fire (2010)
Simon Baker: Patrick Jane
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Teresa Lisbon : Where's my apple?
Patrick Jane : Your what?
Teresa Lisbon : My apple. I asked you to get me an apple.
Patrick Jane : I come through the valley of death and all you can think about is your stomach. A piece of fruit.
Teresa Lisbon : That's right.
Patrick Jane : An apple.
Teresa Lisbon : Yes.
Patrick Jane : That's just plain selfish.
Teresa Lisbon : Selfish?
Patrick Jane : Yes, it is. Now, I...
Teresa Lisbon : [talking over him] Me, selfish?
Patrick Jane : You're on my couch. I'm trying to have a cup of tea. Have you finished? You called me creaky. I've been cattle-prodded all week. I just wanna have a rest and a nice cup of tea and a little sleep.
Teresa Lisbon : I wish I had a cattle prod.
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Patrick Jane : You want me to be sorry? Okay, I am sorry. I'm sorry that the loss of your father drove you mad. But I don't regret what I did to him. He was a thief and a murderer - and I did everything to catch him because that's who I am.
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Patrick Jane : You're wasting your energy.
Teresa Lisbon : You have a better idea?
Patrick Jane : It so happens that I do.
[he shows her the penknife in his hands]
Teresa Lisbon : Where'd you get that?
Patrick Jane : [pointing to the dead body] Him. I was hoping to unlock my handcuffs, but, uh... no luck.
Teresa Lisbon : Well, what are you gonna do?
Patrick Jane : You're not gonna like it.
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Patrick Jane : [Lisbon is captured by Sherry] Oh. Visiting hours. Hey, Lisbon.
Sherry Winger : [handcuffing Lisbon] Hands.
Patrick Jane : What's the plan, Rachel? I get to watch Lisbon die just like you watched your father die?
Sherry Winger : That's right.
Teresa Lisbon : What?
Patrick Jane : That's what I thought.
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Patrick Jane : [referring to a body] Rachel, could you please move that thing? Please. Please. Please, the stench is unbearable. O-over there. Anywhere. Just please, please move him.
[Winger moves the body closer to Jane. Jane groans]
Sherry Winger : Smell that.
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Patrick Jane : Lisbon, I'm sorry. This is my fault. I will not let you burn alive as God as my witness.
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Sherry Winger : What did you do?
Patrick Jane : I said I wouldn't let her burn. This way she won't suffer.
Sherry Winger : [yells] Son of a bitch! You think I won't hurt you more?
[Winger grabs a cattle prod and attacks Jane]
Sherry Winger : I can do this all night!
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Teresa Lisbon : You're looking a little creaky.
Patrick Jane : Yeah.
[pause]
Patrick Jane : Well, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Teresa Lisbon : Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Patrick Jane : Well. that doctor should try it himself sometime.
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Patrick Jane : [Lisbon looks down and smiles] Well, that was a big smile.
Teresa Lisbon : Of course I'm glad you're back, but I'm also glad we finally solved one without you.
Patrick Jane : You were kidnapped and delivered to me. That counts as solving one?