- The Wasp: Mandrill, right? Baboon guy, pheromone powers? I'm gonna have to ask you to put down the money and surrender or else you will be beat up.
- Mandrill: [laughs] Wasp, you think I'm scared of you? I'll tear those wings off, and then I'll...
- [Iron Man walks up to Mandrill]
- Mandrill: It doesn't matter. I can take both of you--
- [Thor flies in behind Mandrill]
- Mandrill: I... Uh... Huh.
- [Giant-Man walks in and Mandrill backs up into Hulk]
- Mandrill: I surrender! I surrender!
- The Wasp: Well, that was easy.
- Thor: Verily. He brings shame to all monkeys with his cowardice. What say you, Iron Man?
- Iron Man: I say one down, 73 to go.
- Pepper Potts: [Outside Avengers Mansion, Pepper Potts and Hulk wait on the street] Well, thank you for actually being on time. Unlike the others.
- Thor: [Flies in] Ho, Miss Potts! And Hulk. 'Tis good to see you again. Are you ready for the upcoming battles?
- The Hulk: You ready to get a watch?
- Pepper Potts: [Pepper Potts hands the others Avengers Identicards; to Hulk] I can show you how it--
- [Hulk takes Identicard from Pepper Potts]
- Pepper Potts: Oh.
- The Hulk: You think I can't figure it out?
- Pepper Potts: I'm sure you can.
- Thor: [Walks towards Hulk] T'would be wise to treat the lady with respect.
- The Hulk: Which lady do you mean, blondie?
- Thor: Friend Pym, I did not see you there. I expected you to be giant.
- Hank Pym: Really? Why?
- Thor: Thy giant self seems more useful.
- Hank Pym: Well, actually...
- The Hulk: Where's Stark?
- Iron Man: Sorry. Sorry, everyone.
- [Flies in]
- Iron Man: I got caught up in a meeting. Uh, actually, I missed that meeting, too. Anyway, thanks for coming and welcome to... Avengers mansion. This was my--
- [Hulk breaks the gates and walks in]
- Iron Man: You know, that was really rude.
- Amora: The Avengers. How unimpressive. You had better hope someone more capable chooses to avenge you.
- The Hulk: Nothing's changed. You all thought I was a savage monster. You were gonna take me down. You're no different from Ross and S.H.I.E.L.D.. Except they're honest about it.
- The Wasp: [At Grayburn College; Hank Pym works on Ultron when Wasp flies up in Hank Pym's face] You never listen to me. I can't believe you don't think this is cool.
- Hank Pym: Wait, what? Oh, I do think this is cool. The modifications I made to the A.I. are very exciting.
- The Wasp: No, not stupid Ultron. The Avengers. We're superheroes now.
- Hank Pym: I'm a scientist.
- The Wasp: With super powers on a superhero team.
- Hank Pym: Look, I applaud the idea, but just because Iron Man says we're a team doesn't make it so. We're five strangers. It takes time to form a team. It takes trust.
- The Wasp: I wonder where Thor slept before now. Does he even sleep? The Hulk probably slept wherever he wanted to. I'm moving into the Mansion!
- Hank Pym: What? You have a penthouse apartment in the city. You don't have to move...
- The Wasp: Firemen sleep in the firehouse.
- Hank Pym: [to Ultron's head] She's very excited.
- Bruce Banner: [In an alley, Hulk sits down] You have to go back. Someone is manipulating you. They wanted you to fight the Avengers. You have to go back and make sure they're okay.
- The Hulk: Everything you said was true. I am a monster.
- Bruce Banner: It's only true if you let it be. Walk away now and it will be.
- Nick Fury: Officially, S.H.I.E.L.D. tolerates superheroes, but just barely. A team of super-powered vigilantes, rounding up criminals makes a lot of people uneasy. I believe in what you're doing, Tony. I believe the Avengers are important. And behind the scenes, I'll do whatever I can to help you.
- Tony Stark: Wow, I almost believe you. You'll help us when you're not trying to manipulate us.
- Nick Fury: [laughs] You take the good with the bad.
- Tony Stark: [Tony sees Nick Fury in his office waiting for him] I don't remember him on the schedule.
- Pepper Potts: He's Nick Fury. He wanted a meeting. What was I supposed to do?
- [Walks away]