- Kyle Broflovski: [pushes Eric Cartman into a tree] I'm NOT one of them! Do you understand me? You better get that through your fat head! I will never be one of them, and if you say it again I swear to God, I'll smash your fucking teeth in!
- Eric Cartman: You're one of them, dude. By my accounts, that's strike three.
- Kyle Broflovski: What's strike three?
- Eric Cartman: [taking Kyle's hat off] You're a ginger, a Jew, and from Jersey. Three strikes, Kyle. You're out!
- Kyle Broflovski: [grabbing his hat off Eric Cartman] Shut the fuck up!
- Sheila Broflovski: All you trashy whores get the fuck out of here and leave her alone!
- Women from Jersey: Psycho bitch!
- Sheila Broflovski: No, you're a psycho bitch! Psycho bitch! PSYCHO BITCH! You want to see fucking crazy? You better just step the fuck away if you want to see fucking crazy!
- Women from Jersey: You're cabbage.
- Sharon Marsh: ...Sheila?
- Sheila Broflovski: That's when I knew I had to tell everyone the truth that originally... I'm from Jersey. Yes, born and raised. I wasn't even called Sheila back then. In Jersey I was known as S-Woww Titty Bang. I drank heavily and punched a lot of bitches in the face. Living in South Park, I'm able to control the Jersey side of me, which doesn't really come out unless I get around other people from Jersey.
- [while her back is turned]
- Sheila Broflovski: I'm just really hoping that people don't judge me for it or... or somehow, you know, hold it against me.
- Sharon Marsh: Sheila, who are you talking to?
- Sheila Broflovski: You wouldn't understand. It's a Jersey thing.
- Randy Marsh: Stop playing stupid!
- Jimbo Kern: Maybe he really is stupid, Randy.
- Randy Marsh: Nobody's this stupid!