Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel (2010)
Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper
Quotes
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Alan Harper : [Slapping his own ass on Charlie's bed, pretending to be having sex with a girl] Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?
Jake Harper : [Walks in] Unfortunately, you are.
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Alan Harper : [Signing a check] "Alan Jerome Harper, D.C."
Jake Harper : District of Columbia?
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Jake Harper : You're cheap.
Alan Harper : I'm not cheap, I'm broke!