Stephen Kramer Glickman credited as playing...
Gustavo Rocque
- Gustavo Rocque: James is still too self-centered and only cares about himself!
- James Diamond: [looking at his reflection in a mirror and combing his hair] James and I still disagree.
- Gustavo Rocque: Quiet, you two!
- Kelly Wainwright: Kendall, gurus are rock-and-roll poison. It happened to The Beach Boys and The Beatles. They latch on to some spiritual whack job, and the next thing you know they're wearing robes and heading to Tibet, and bye-bye, band - so don't think that it can't happen to Big Time Rush.
- Kendall Knight: I'll believe that when I see it.
- Gustavo Rocque: [entering in a robe] Good morning, sky children.
- Kendall Knight: And now I've seen it.
- Gustavo Rocque: Share your expert wisdom with me! Please, I'm begging you!
- Buddha Bob: Uhh, well, always trim the hedges evenly, uh, never try to flush a clogged toilet, and beware of squirrels 'cause sometimes they drop their nuts.
- Gustavo Rocque: So, you're saying I should trim the excess from my life to keep it even, unclog my mind, and stay away from all the nuts in this town.
- Buddha Bob: Uhh... okay.
- Gustavo Rocque: Carlos still lacks direction!
- Carlos Garcia: [turning away from Gustavo] I do not!
- Gustavo Rocque: Turn around!
- [Carlos spins around and still not facing Gustavo]
- Gustavo Rocque: Logan still lacks swagger!
- Logan Mitchell: Yes, but if you ever need a colored pencil, who are you gonna call?
- [gives Gustavo a colored pencil than Gustavo breaks it]
- Logan Mitchell: Ahhh!
- Gustavo Rocque: And Kendall needs to stop talking back to me after everything I say!
- Kendall Knight: And Gustavo needs to take...
- Gustavo Rocque: [points his finger at Kendall, warning him not to say it] Don't say it! Not one... more... word.
- [Kendall turns to Logan, Carlos and James who are shaking their heads]
- Gustavo Rocque: Good.
- Kendall Knight: Chill pill.
- [Gustavo's face turns tense and steam comes out his ears as Kelly puts on some earphones]
- James Diamond, Carlos Garcia: Steam.
- Logan Mitchell: Oh, that's a new one.
- Kendall Knight: Run.