Warehouse 13 (TV Series)

The New Guy (2011)

Allison Scagliotti: Claudia Donovan

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Quotes 

• Steve Jinks : [with weapon drawn]  Slow turn and hands, please.

  Claudia Donovan : Listen, we work for the museum. We're just here...

  Steve Jinks : Lie.

  Artie Nielsen : We are under presidential orders to shut this place down...

  Steve Jinks : Lie.

  Claudia Donovan : Okay, that's my guitar and only I can...

  Steve Jinks : Lie.

  Artie Nielsen : Even as we speak, this place is being surrounded by a legion of...

  Steve Jinks : Oh, my God! Quit lying!

  Artie Nielsen : All right, fine! We are special agents who find and neutralize dangerous artifacts, and if she does not use Jimi Hendrix's tremolo bar to bend the pitch on those strings right now, this place will go crazy enough to shut down the power grid on the Eastern seaboard.

  Steve Jinks : [appreciative of the truth and a little frightened by it]  Thank you.

  [Artie and Claudia stand a little amazed] 

  Steve Jinks : [breaking the silence]  Okay, then. Go ahead.

• Artie Nielsen : Zeus married his sister Hera - don't ask, they were Greek. Zeus-Zeus-Zeus tomcats all over town - upstairs at Olympus, downstairs with the mortals...

  Claudia Donovan : Got it. Zeus was a man-slut.

• Claudia Donovan : New guy gets to fix the fish.

• [Steve accidentally bumps one of the poles labeled "Danger"] 

  Claudia Donovan : Don't touch the bombs.

  Steve Jinks : Bombs?