- Steve: Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars?
- Debbie Gallagher: No.
- Steve: Because they lie to help people. Like, a doctor wouldn't tell a sick patient, "Too bad, you're gonna die." He would say, "We're doing everything we can." Wouldn't he?
- Debbie Gallagher: Yeah?
- Steve: So, pretend you're being a doctor today and tell a doctor's kind of lie. Can you be a doctor for me?
- Debbie Gallagher: Can I be a nurse?
- Steve: That's my girl.
- Fiona Gallagher: You know, for a guy who just got engaged, you don't seem very happy to be getting married.
- Kev: It's 'cause I'm already married.