Eureka (TV Series)
Up in the Air (2011)
Colin Ferguson: Jack Carter
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Quotes
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Sheriff Jack Carter : [Answering phone] Hey, Andy, let me guess. There's a quantum, run-away, something-or-other.
[pauses]
Sheriff Jack Carter : Somebody did what?
[pauses]
Sheriff Jack Carter : I'll be right there.
[hangs up phone]
Sheriff Jack Carter : Somebody robbed a BANK!
[runs out of Cafe Diem]
Sheriff Jack Carter : YEEEAAAHHH!
Vincent : Should he really be happy about that?
Sheriff Jack Carter : [Walking down the street] No blob, no wormhole, just a good, old-fashioned bank robbery!
Deputy Andy 2.0 : You seem down right perky, boss.
Sheriff Jack Carter : Yeah! We're gonna take fingerprints! We're going to do tire impressions! We're going to interview...
[sees an emtpy lot where the bank was]
Sheriff Jack Carter : ... witnesses. Uh, Andy?
Deputy Andy 2.0 : Yeah, boss?
Sheriff Jack Carter : You said there was a bank robbery.
Deputy Andy 2.0 : Yep, someone took it last night.
Sheriff Jack Carter : Of course they did.
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Dr. Boyle : Grandma's gold wedding band. Her pearls. Her antimatter.
Jack Carter : *Antimatter*?
Deputy Andy 2.0 : Dr. Boyle, I didn't know the bank allowed proton collider output material.
Dr. Boyle : It's an heirloom.
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Sheriff Jack Carter : Do I have to lick the lock?
Holly Marten : You can if you want but that would be weird.
Sheriff Jack Carter : You? Someone put her in-front of a cartoon!
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Henry Deacon : Why would anybody steal a bank?
Jack Carter : Because that's where they keep the money?