Rachel Pace credited as playing...
Madeline Barton
- Madeline Barton: It's all my fault. It's all my fault. It's all my fault. It's all my fault.
- George Axelrod: It's kinda like a rollercoaster, right? I don't like rollercoasters, either. You're gonna be ok. I saw you push the buttons, by the way. Must run in the family.
- George Axelrod: It could be worse.
- Madeline Barton: How?
- George Axelrod: You ever play the Comedy Cellar?
- Madeline Barton: Are you retarded? Do you think this is a joke? Look around you, do you think this is funny? There's a... there's a bomb in here that might kill us any second and end my baby's life, and I don't know what you think is so fucking funny. We're not your audience.
- George Axelrod: Hey, this is what I do. Some people cry, some people get angry. I tell jokes. I talk too much, and to be honest, yes, I annoy myself, but does that make any difference to the bomb? No. I apologize if I'm not the guy you want to get stuck with. I didn't want this gig anyway, I was a last minute substitution. You know those stories about people who almost get on a plane that crashed? I'm the guy that takes their place. There. If the bomb goes off now, I'm happy with those being my last words.