House M.D. (TV Series)

Massage Therapy (2010)

Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub

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• Dr. Gregory House : So, while you're cooking up some ideas of your own, allow me to present theory 2.0 of why Chase hired you. Dr. Kelly, meet your doppelganger.

  [shows the wrong slide] 

  Dr. Gregory House : Oh, no. Hold on a second.

  [shows another slide] 

  Dr. Robert Chase : Come on, House.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Is that... that's Baby Chase and his mom. That's adorable.

  Dr. Gregory House : Never mind the baby. Peep the babe. Note the cheekbones and eye shape.

  Dr. Chris Taub : They do actually look alike.

  Dr. Gregory House : I know what you're thinking, "Chase wants to sleep with his mom." But who wouldn't hit that, if that looked like that? It's a classic case of what Freud called...