House M.D. (TV Series)

Massage Therapy (2010)

Lisa Edelstein: Dr. Lisa Cuddy

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• Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [to House]  Except I didn't used to have sex with him, you idiot! Plus he was a gay hooker!

  Dr. Gregory House : Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a straight male hooker?

• Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I was just wondering... Your masseuse?

  Dr. Gregory House : Brandi.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I'm sure I'm imagining this, although not as sure now that I know her name, but she seems a little... How do I say this? I don't know. A bit slutty.

  Dr. Gregory House : Well, she is a hooker. If she's not slutty, she's doing something wrong.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : What? Did you have sex with her?

  Dr. Gregory House : Yesterday? Ah! You're getting confused by the hooker thing. No, of course not. I'm dating you.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : But you used to have sex with her?

  Dr. Gregory House : Well. it was a massage-plus-happy-ending sort of thing. Now it's more of a sad ending. Because of you. I've tried 15 different massage therapists in the last few years. I don't know why, but she's the best I've found. She makes my leg feel better.

• Dr. Gregory House : Why would I give up one who definitely works, for one who might work?

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Because I asked you to.

  Dr. Gregory House : Well, that's not really an argument, now, is it?

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I won't see you until you stop seeing her.

• Dr. Gregory House : You won't let me sleep over. You basically haven't introduced me to your daughter.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : But do you want to spend time with her?

  Dr. Gregory House : Honestly, before this I'd have said no. But... yeah. How are we ever going to be a couple if you keep hiding her from me?

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : House, I need to protect her. I let you into her life, and you go away...

  Dr. Gregory House : Then call it what it is. I'm not the only one who's holding back.