- Karl Pilkington: [looking at bits of rubbish flying around in the wind] Yeah, you don't see that in the brochure, do you? Shitty old nappy whizzing through the air. They tend to leave that out.
- Ricky Gervais: I think you've got to blend in. When in Rome...
- Karl Pilkington: Yeah, but I told you, when in Rome, I'm happy to go along with it. I'll eat pasta.
- [Ricky laughs raucously]
- Karl Pilkington: But when in Egypt, they don't say do they? When in Egypt, have a bollock for lunch.