- Dr. Helen Magnus: Go. Fix my house.
- Nikola Tesla: What am I, your house elf?
- Dr. Helen Magnus: Thank you, Dobby!
- Henry Foss: How many pubs we been to already?
- Dr. Will Zimmerman: Uh... six. No, seven. No... yeah, seven. But, you know, it's all in the name of scientific research, so...
- Henry Foss: [in an English accent] Absolutely - and what've we learned so far, William?
- Dr. Will Zimmerman: [mimicking Sean Connery] That, uh, "spotted dick" is actually a dessert.