Blake Harrison credited as playing...
Neil Sutherland
- Jay Cartwright: Don't you know about foreign police? They take you up a hill, beat you up and then they bum you!
- Neil Sutherland: Yeah. and if they don't kill you, you kill yourself because of the shame of you getting a boner whilst you was being bummed!
- [from trailer]
- Will McKenzie: First stop the Minoan palace in Knossos.
- Jay Cartwright: We haven't come half way round the world to look at some fucking Greek ruins.
- Neil Sutherland: Yeah you can see that shit anywhere.
- Jay Cartwright: Heads down boys.
- Neil Sutherland: Shit.
- Will McKenzie: What, why we haven't done anything?
- Jay Cartwright: Foreign police innit.
- Neil Sutherland: Don't you know about foreign police?
- Will McKenzie: Short sleeved uniforms chunkier truncheons.
- Neil Sutherland: Fucking hell!
- Jay Cartwright: Mate they're all corrupt basically if you misbehave and don't have the money to bribe them. They take you up to these shepherds huts in the hills beat you up and bum ya.
- Neil Sutherland: And if they don't kill ya you kill yourself cause the shame of getting a boner whilst you were being bummed.
- Will McKenzie: Right couple of things, firstly the hills here are full of time shares not deserted shepherds huts. Secondly, Crete's in the EU so I think the standard of policing probably goes beyond buming and forced suicide.
- Jay Cartwright: Believe what you want I'm keeping a bribe up my arse just in case.
- Will McKenzie: You're gonna spend the whole holiday with 20 Euros rolled up inside you're arsehole?
- Jay Cartwright: It's been up there since the seatbelt signs went off mate.