Oliver Cooper credited as playing...
Drew
- Nate: [to the girls Tim and Drew are trying to seduce] They're full of shit, okay? They're not your soulmates. They just hacked your Facebook.
- Tim: [to the girls] That's horseshit!
- Drew: Unbelievable. So uncool.
- Tim: [as the girls get up to leave] Hey, wait!
- Drew: No, no, no! Girls!
- Wendy: [to Tim and Drew] I knew you didn't like the Gilmore Girls.
- [the girls leave]
- Nate: [to Tim and Drew] Okay, I'm gonna need both of you assclowns to hack into Clay's phone so we can find him.
- Tim: Come on, why would we help you, dude? Seriously?
- Drew: Yeah, why would we help you?
- Nate: [grabs Tim by the collar] Because I'm your fucking boss, and I'm telling you to.
- Drew: [turns to Mary] He can't touch him!
- Mary: I'll allow it.
- Drew: [speaking with a British accent] The English band, the Arctic Monkeys? You were supposed to see them with your friend Lindsey, you were like, "I can't go," because you couldn't get a babysitter?
- Allison: Did you hack into my emails? Get the fuck out of here! And never use that British accent again!
- [Drew leaves]
- Nate: [sees her, stops] Allison, are you okay?
- Allison: No! I'm not okay. My ex-husband is dating a stripper, Drew is cyberstalking me, and Fred from accounting is like a human fucking AMBER Alert. Don't I deserve to date someone who is nice?
- Nate: Of course you do. Allison, you're an amazing person. You basically take care of this whole office. And you do it every day, even though most people don't seem to notice. So, yeah, you deserve someone nice.